Am I the only black woman who isn’t offended by other cultures’ desire to touch my hair? I’m like go ahead! Marvel at its beauty and texture. Admire the way my coils defy gravity. Be in awe of its elasticity, much like the strength and resilience of my people. Yes, absolutely….
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto